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Jennifer Aniston’s First Text During Her Plane Scare Was from Ellen

Jennifer Aniston’s First Text During Her Plane Scare Was from Ellen

Posted on November 29, 2019 by Michael Wallace


Hello. Hello, honey. It’s good to see you. It’s good to see you. I didn’t get here as
fast as you wanted me to, but I am here now. Well here’s the
thing, we’re supposed to start the show
at a certain time, but every single day
we start the show usually about an hour early. Well here’s the
thing, when you get a schedule for hair
and makeup and you live about 40 minutes away– That’s your problem. You mean I should just
relocate to Burbank? You should be closer,
yes, like Toluca Lake. I should just live
in Toluca Lake. I’d like that. So when you call, I will jump. Yeah. No, I thought you were just– Just hanging out just waiting
to get to the Ellen Show? Right, that’s what I thought. No, I’m nervous, I’m
thinking about things. I’m getting all gussied
up for you guys. Listen, don’t even. [APPLAUSE] I don’t know what she
does with her money, but this is what she looks
like without anything on. You just naturally
are beautiful. [APPLAUSE] Burn your money. I just burn my money. Just burn your money to give
it to somebody to– they’re taking your beauty away. I heard that I just had a
million dollar body makeover. Did you read that? No, you got a
million dollar body– Apparently, I had a
million dollar makeover. Wow. So there you go. And it cost a million dollars. Yeah. That’s amazing, so the
whole body was done. You just sort of lift it all,
and then tie it, and snip it, and throw it out. You lift it, and
tie it, and snip it? I don’t know. Wow. Yeah, it is unbelievable. We talk about this all the time. They just make up whatever
they want to make up. It’s quite entertaining,
though, isn’t it? I throw those away whenever I
go into any kind of doctor’s office. Where you got your makeover? Where I got my make over. Or anywhere and if I find– I won’t throw those away. You’re not going
to throw this away. I just I just saw
this the other day. [APPLAUSE] Come on. You know how you just lounge
on a chair in the ocean? You just sort of do that. Where was this? Where did you take this picture? I was in the ocean,
in the Pacific Ocean. And it was just floating? Just floating. And I just was like, I’m
going to swim out to that and have some deep thoughts. And that’s what happened. Well you look fantastic. [APPLAUSE] Now you enjoy being naked. You take your– I love it! You do. [LAUGHTER] That was intense. I love it! I love it! Well you take very
good care of yourself. And you enjoy doing activities. I love activities. You’re not ashamed of– like when you’re holding
your breasts like that and getting a picture taken? I’m not ashamed of that. No. No one should be. No. [APPLAUSE] Do it now. Do it right now? Do it now. Only if you did it with me. Oh. No, I don’t even
do that by myself. Yes you do. I know you sit there
and you’re just like– I do. Yeah, just waiting for
Portia to come home with– just at the garage. Yes, shifting, wait,
this position isn’t good. Can we talk about– so you
went to Mexico a while back and had a very bad experience. And I know you’re
not a good flier. Oh, yes. It was for my birthday, right. It was your birthday
extravaganza. Yeah, I was surprised. They were taking you to Mexico. Yeah. I didn’t know where I
was going, to be honest. And it was supposed
to be so low-key. So low-key. I hear from someone,
Jen’s plane is in trouble, they had an emergency landing. So I texted you right away. Well you were
actually– what happened was when we were in flight,
it was very turbulent. Everyone else is
calm as a cucumber, because they’re not
a afraid of flying. And it’s really bumpy and
it’s sort of on a tilt. So it’s about an hour and a
half of white knuckling it, and then the
stewardess says to me, the pilot would
like to talk to you. And I said, I don’t want
to talk to the pilot. I sent one of my
very calm friends to go talk to the pilot. And then came back to find
out that we have actually turned around and we’re going
back to California because we think we’ve lost a wheel. And I was like, oh well
we’ve got seven more, right? And then everybody on the
plane started panicking. Everyone who I look to for
comfort and like, we’re OK, right? Has got tears streaming
down their faces, are texting their children,
their partners, their loved ones. And I was like,
oh who do I text? Bing! And then, because you can
get texts up in the air, you’re the first person
that was like, are you OK? And I was like, Ellen, I do
have someone who loves me. [LAUGHTER] I’m kidding. But [LAUGHTER] I mean,
I’m not, I love you. You were very concerned. [LAUGHTER] But I couldn’t believe
how calm I became and everyone else was– and then everybody’s
phone it’s like– so there goes the under the
radar secret trip to Mexico. And then, yeah, we landed. And I sent you that picture
of like, ambulances, fire trucks, because we had
and we had to fly around for like six hours– To dump the fuel. –to dump the fuel. Which still wasn’t
occurring to me, this might be because if we
land badly, it will explode. And so it just shows you how
irrational fear of flying is when there’s things that you
really shouldn’t be afraid of. And then when there’s
actually something you should be afraid of, you’re not. You weren’t. But then everybody–
then you have to get– so that flight
took you, because you had to go all the way back. Then you fly to Mexico again. Well we had to, just
that was the plan. So we just decided to
follow through with it. Yeah. So there was drinking going on. Well in order to get back
on the other plane, well everyone’s like, how could
you get back on another plane? I was like, listen
we’ve had to fly around for six hours dumping fuel,
we all got pretty hammered. Because who knew what the
end this was going to be. So let’s go out with a– you know, well some tequila. Exactly, nothing
wrong with that. All right, we’re
going to take a break. And I’m glad that you’re OK. And I’m sorry that I called
you to get you here early. That’s OK. But you look beautiful. Thank you. And I’m happy you’re here. I love you. I’m happy I’m here as always. We’ll be back.

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100 thoughts on “Jennifer Aniston’s First Text During Her Plane Scare Was from Ellen”

  1. Ehtisham Amin says:
    August 1, 2019 at 10:06 pm

    Yes Women should not be ashamed of explooiting and objectifiyng themselves…….. Bravo

    Reply
  2. Liliana Darolt says:
    August 4, 2019 at 4:18 am

    luv u, jen. so much. and you, ellen, amazing.

    Reply
  3. lara says:
    August 4, 2019 at 4:51 am

    im scared of planes too!!!

    Reply
  4. Marsha Thomson says:
    August 6, 2019 at 10:51 am

    Where do you dump the fuel? Ocean land….what

    Reply
  5. The devils apprentice 666 says:
    August 7, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    Are you sure it was not the left phalangee

    Reply
  6. Emilie T says:
    August 10, 2019 at 6:51 am

    Her voice got a lot deeper

    Reply
  7. júnior França says:
    August 11, 2019 at 7:33 pm

    Assistindo quase todo dia até entender todo o vídeo! Muito bom aprender inglês com você Ellen. Não te conheço mais já te amo beijo do Rio de Janeiro- Brasil!!!

    Reply
  8. Hector Five says:
    August 11, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    E, an . . Too much for some.

    Reply
  9. Hector Five says:
    August 11, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    Fans are key!!

    Reply
  10. Hector Five says:
    August 11, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    John should .

    Reply
  11. Hector Five says:
    August 11, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    Pranzer tank. How can we talk about his wife being liberated and giving 5

    Reply
  12. Cresent and star says:
    August 14, 2019 at 9:53 am

    Hot legs

    Reply
  13. Zach Noegel says:
    August 15, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    They mostly dumped the fuel to be as light as possible to keep pressure off the remaining tires

    Reply
  14. surya thomas says:
    August 19, 2019 at 5:10 pm

    Oh no missing F.R.I.E.N.D.S…….
    Watching it again and again….
    And the bloopers….
    Hey guys just be there for us and bring out the next season …….
    Because its been 25 years and it become a routine………

    Reply
  15. Zaee DhaKhidd says:
    August 19, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    When 2 Aquarius argue 😂 sarcasm

    Reply
  16. zsoofush89 says:
    August 19, 2019 at 8:07 pm

    I didn't know that she is so funny😄

    Reply
  17. trevor smith says:
    August 20, 2019 at 7:29 am

    Jennifer is the standard for milf milf milf!!! I wanna fuque

    Reply
  18. Emma T says:
    August 20, 2019 at 11:08 am

    Geez girl crush coming in hard 🤤😍😍

    Reply
  19. Anahi Esparza says:
    August 21, 2019 at 4:46 am

    I see Rachel Greene !!🥺❤️

    Reply
  20. cornbread ox says:
    August 22, 2019 at 3:46 am

    I love you Jennifer Aniston!

    Reply
  21. Yasmin Leau says:
    August 22, 2019 at 10:20 pm

    I love her so if her plane almost fall again, she can talk to me!!!😚

    Reply
  22. screen scene says:
    August 23, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    Probably she is wearing no skirt

    Reply
  23. I. Ma says:
    August 23, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    I don't find her beautiful !

    Reply
  24. Justin Fencsak says:
    August 23, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    Marry me jen

    Reply
  25. feuerzwerg9 says:
    August 23, 2019 at 9:54 pm

    Jen is just one of the most beautiful women ever ❤️

    Reply
  26. Lavanya Sanker says:
    August 24, 2019 at 8:46 am

    Ellen! I do have someone who loves me(Ellen smiles)Jennifer :no no i am jk!!! Ellen's expression was priceless🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Reply
  27. MrNikkimaxine says:
    August 25, 2019 at 12:56 pm

    I will do is that you can look out for my mother I will talk to her as well she nows now

    Reply
  28. Hannah Mills says:
    August 26, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    can she adopted me?

    Reply
  29. Kid Canuck says:
    August 27, 2019 at 4:08 am

    5:02 Jen needs to screen her friends better. How would Ellen know something was happening unless one of Jen's friends on the plane who knew something was happening texted Ellen to tell her.

    Reply
  30. Glenda Cooper says:
    August 27, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    That's because she's rehearsed it in her mind so many times. She was calm.

    Reply
  31. Mattia Gnoato says:
    August 27, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    So I think she was in an A340????

    Reply
  32. FitCoffeeMaker says:
    August 30, 2019 at 2:49 am

    I’m a simple man. I see Jennifer Aniston and click

    Reply
  33. Carrie Boyer says:
    September 1, 2019 at 3:30 pm

    What a angel 👼 love how she is so comfortable in her skin

    Reply
  34. MrNikkimaxine says:
    September 1, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    Do for as well

    Reply
  35. TheAsiaCentury says:
    September 2, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    No kids no husband thrash thrash pigs

    Reply
  36. kschoeck says:
    September 6, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    That plane ride sounds horrifying

    Reply
  37. Jimi James says:
    September 7, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    Not bed for a couple a dude's

    Reply
  38. Jimi James says:
    September 7, 2019 at 7:31 pm

    Sodomites

    Reply
  39. Lmarina Garcia says:
    September 8, 2019 at 2:58 am

    😂❤❤

    Reply
  40. Blue Clocks says:
    September 8, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    Am i the only one who keep replaying the first 3 seconds because of the way they said hello to each other

    Reply
  41. GarlandCharlotte19 says:
    September 9, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    Jennifer is always going to be beautiful, plus she is super charming too. She's just such a cool girl 🙂💕.

    Reply
  42. Olivia Nichole says:
    September 12, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    Omg i love Jen so much

    Reply
  43. mags says:
    September 13, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    Jennifer looks like she's had work done to her mouth, when she talks it looks like it's tight & she keeps licking her top teeth.  It looks like when you have your gums numbed when you go to the dentist.

    Reply
  44. Emely De La Rosa says:
    September 14, 2019 at 3:40 am

    This friendship is everything❤❤❤

    Reply
  45. LiXiao Long says:
    September 14, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    I've been working with LiveRichMedia we shoot the song for WILLIE XO, POPCANE, Tony J etc in Mexico 'COMFORT YOU'

    Reply
  46. LiXiao Long says:
    September 14, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    Ohhh Hk she'skidding about someone who loves her

    Reply
  47. NTV says:
    September 15, 2019 at 12:02 am

    Jennifer Aniston is best in the word most Beautiful princess. And good number one actress …and lovely personality

    Reply
  48. Leon Anderson says:
    September 15, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    This is sad, she’s always going to be a young Rachel Green to me that always pushes her hair up when she’s nervous.

    Reply
  49. Aziza Omar says:
    September 16, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    Gut ❤😍Ellen😘😘😘👍

    Reply
  50. HeckNoGMOs says:
    September 18, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    For the love of Gawd! If Jennifer Aniston doesn't have anybody…there definitely isn't any hope for me.

    Reply
  51. Bobby Noel says:
    September 19, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    Ellen's at 5:12
    that's it i'm deceased 😲😱😂

    Reply
  52. PCY4EVER says:
    September 19, 2019 at 9:51 pm

    I love it how people always make a Friends reference in every cast interviews!! 😂

    Reply
  53. Bel Matone says:
    September 19, 2019 at 10:41 pm

    IMM LOVE JENNIFER ANISTON IM LEGIT HER BIGGEST FAN I HAVE FAN ACCOUNTS AND EVERYTHING OMG OMGGG

    Reply
  54. Bel Matone says:
    September 19, 2019 at 10:51 pm

    I LOVE UUUU

    Reply
  55. Bel Matone says:
    September 19, 2019 at 10:51 pm

    IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN

    Reply
  56. Bel Matone says:
    September 19, 2019 at 10:51 pm

    I LOVE JENNIFER ANISTON

    Reply
  57. O M says:
    September 22, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    I bet there are lots of hair under those jeans 😂😂

    Reply
  58. Guilherme Magalhaes says:
    September 23, 2019 at 4:25 am

    Gata +++++!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  59. Will Vanderbilt says:
    September 25, 2019 at 4:59 am

    5:14 Ellen's reaction is priceless! 😆😆😆

    Reply
  60. ياسمين الكافره الساحره ياسمين كافره ساحره says:
    September 25, 2019 at 10:48 am

    Ellen che is looking for African guys to have asxs🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Reply
  61. ياسمين الكافره الساحره ياسمين كافره ساحره says:
    September 25, 2019 at 10:51 am

    Can you ask her about African guy one sxs🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Reply
  62. Rif says:
    September 25, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    Solo una parola……ETERNA

    Reply
  63. Sam says:
    September 26, 2019 at 9:24 pm

    They both have penises.

    Reply
  64. MegaScumbucket says:
    September 29, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    Them legs tho…

    Reply
  65. youpay me says:
    October 1, 2019 at 4:19 pm

    So jen wrote to me long time ago but i was caught in myself and I'm sorry but so happy that she just get on so well and everybody loves you!

    Reply
  66. Dimitroula K. says:
    October 3, 2019 at 7:14 am

    Jen is just the epitome of “class”….

    Reply
  67. Nathan Alder says:
    October 3, 2019 at 5:46 pm

    She looks hotter now than when she was young

    Reply
  68. Rachel Nicole says:
    October 5, 2019 at 5:01 am

    I love the series Friends that she made with the others

    Reply
  69. Patrick Ellison says:
    October 6, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    Was it left flangy

    Reply
  70. jonny jonjon says:
    October 7, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    Want those legs wrapped around my neck

    Reply
  71. Axel says:
    October 8, 2019 at 3:55 am

    Rachel Karen Green

    Reply
  72. James S says:
    October 9, 2019 at 7:47 am

    I really want to like Ellen but I just get this gut feeling she’s fake as f**k and probably the rude idiot in the make up chair backstage.

    Reply
  73. R H says:
    October 9, 2019 at 11:55 am

    Defo had face done

    Reply
  74. Brandon says:
    October 9, 2019 at 8:30 pm

    Best legs in the biz.

    Reply
  75. السعاده هنا says:
    October 10, 2019 at 5:47 pm

    She’s not comfortable in her dress it’s too short

    Reply
  76. Akshu Infinity says:
    October 12, 2019 at 4:07 am

    Something was wrong with the freaking left philangee

    Reply
  77. Ricardo Flores says:
    October 12, 2019 at 4:25 am

    Jennifer is a natural beauty icon. She's gorgeous, even in her 40s.

    Reply
  78. GypsyRock says:
    October 12, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    Jens legs are so much darker than her face

    Reply
  79. Social Media says:
    October 12, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    Wow I turn 30 in just days and I have goals to look like her. . I mean oh my word. . She is stunning. Naturally trumping the fake girls. .

    Reply
  80. Maya Zeel says:
    October 13, 2019 at 5:23 am

    She’s cackles like a witch
    She is a witch because she never she’s

    Reply
  81. Tootsie2890 says:
    October 13, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    She looks good and has a great personality

    Reply
  82. Maurizio Solano says:
    October 14, 2019 at 12:28 am

    Ma quanto sei bella

    Reply
  83. Maurizio Solano says:
    October 14, 2019 at 12:29 am

    Agghiacciante

    Reply
  84. Maurizio Solano says:
    October 14, 2019 at 12:29 am

    ❤️❤️🤪🤪

    Reply
  85. Yojana Lama says:
    October 15, 2019 at 2:05 am

    Jennifer is always mesmerizing to see n Ellen u r my hero

    Reply
  86. Diane Last says:
    October 15, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    Jen has just great timing! Tells such great stories! She’s just down to earth, and Hollywood needs more of that.

    Reply
  87. Ayanna N. says:
    October 16, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    4:57 – “and i was like i- uh- eh- hm-“ I FELT THAT 😩

    Reply
  88. Andrea C says:
    October 17, 2019 at 2:01 am

    Such an inutile conversation if you look at it….

    Reply
  89. luxe hidalgo says:
    October 20, 2019 at 11:12 am

    She is so attractive we love you Jennifer Aniston

    Reply
  90. Hooma Burhan says:
    October 24, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    HOW COULD SHE BE SO SEXY ALL THE YEAR???

    Reply
  91. Sandi Berger says:
    October 25, 2019 at 9:35 pm

    Thats funny Markoosh. I was thinking she should have said something about the Phalangee

    Reply
  92. Sahanaz Ahmed says:
    October 28, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    I just love their relationship, whenever Jennifer Aniston is on the show, you know it’s gonna be good

    Reply
  93. Giovanni Davila says:
    October 29, 2019 at 10:38 am

    Nice legs

    Reply
  94. Just An Artist says:
    October 29, 2019 at 6:43 pm

    shes so savage i love it

    Reply
  95. Its SIMple if 2gthr says:
    October 30, 2019 at 7:41 pm

    Well it's almost 2020….wonder if Emma ever gets to c d tape thy recorded for her 18th b day

    Reply
  96. Babies Babies says:
    November 11, 2019 at 10:48 am

    Jen: "I'm kidding…"
    Ellen: ……

    Reply
  97. Nervesia says:
    November 18, 2019 at 12:17 pm

    she looks so fuckable

    Reply
  98. Annie Linkous says:
    November 24, 2019 at 12:28 am

    Hey Mz.Dory~YouKnowHer&IVeryBestiesNow😍😁😃~IJustAdoreHerSoooMuch~YouGuysAreAmazing❌⭕❌⭕

    Reply
  99. Annie Linkous says:
    November 24, 2019 at 12:29 am

    OMyG…TellHerHopeSheWearsASize8Shoe~OMyGThoseShoes🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

    Reply
  100. vkedits says:
    November 25, 2019 at 3:50 am

    5:07 Omg that was heartbreaking

    Reply

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