Mom says “See you later” and then sends a picture, like this OHH GOD. “Ew mom what the hell?!” “Woops sorry honey. Can you forward to dad?” Mom NO OHHHHH These are parents that accidentally texted their kids inappropriate things Parents are not as innocent as you think They’ve been through teenage years, they’ve been through puberty, they know exactly what we know. And behind the scene there’s a lot more that goes on than we know, unfortunately Ugh I can’t even imagine my mom sending that to my dad- Aww it’s in my head now Welcome to the compilation, let’s jump right into it “Mom are you out of yoga class yet? “On my way home sorry I’m late, the instructor had a shart… *laughter* …and we had to call an ambulance” “I mean stroke, he had a stroke. Dance autobot!!” “I MEAN DAMN AUTOCORRECT!!” “I want to laugh but I’d find that kinda rude..” “SHUT UP!” *laughter* That instructor had that whole shart “I am divorcing your father! LOL” “Oh god. what now mom?” “He gave me a stiffy for our anniversary last night. Unreal” “A stiffy!? Ew mom, I don’t need to hear about that.” “No, a Swiffer. 30 years of marriage for a Swiffer. “What is a stiffy?” “Don’t even ask. But it’s better than a Swiffer” HAHA Ohhh mother First of all, auto correct is not our parent’s friend. It’s horrible. I am divorcing your father over a bad gift, I don’t know if I accept that. So far these are hilarious “Josh I packed your lunch today, it’s in the fridge.” Thanks Ma “You are welcome” “Do not shake your *censor beep* or it will explode everywhere” WHAT THE *censor beep* “I mean your drink. It is very carbonated.” “Lol. Ok mom, I won’t *clapping* Gotta love this, gotta love this. Um you know what, auto correct actually goes to the most frequently used word when you misspell it so uhh Do not shake your *censor beep* Who is she texting that it auto corrected to that I don’t know. “How do I delete voicemail from the home phone?” Just “Press 7” “GRASSY ASS!” “What?” “GRASSY ASS!” “I don’t get it” It’s”Spanish for “thanks” right?” “Ohhhh you mean “gracias!” *laughter* Whyyyyy mothers, why, why do you do this to us? We don’t deserve any of this. Grassy ass *censor beep* That’s how white people think it’s actually pronounced like I would say “Grassy ass” “Just got off the phone with your brother” He said you just gave him a boner “Ew mom WTF? Thats sick. Why would you say that? “Boner Amanda” “L o a n” “Wow mom. You need to learn to text. Yes I gave him $600” K so she meant loan “boner” OH MY GOD She meant loan, but why do you keep saying boner? Like I said, auto correct, it auto corrects to the most frequently used word, just saying. This girl is texting her father, she’s asking “Was Bill Clinton impeached?” “Yes” “Like “you’re no longer President” impeached? Like Nixon?” “Nixon resigned. Bill Clinton was impeached but squirted” “Um, squirted?” “*aquitted” Ohhhhhh ok I though you meant like, you know *random noise* Uh that would be really uncomfortable “What did you do today Ma?” “Cleaned, paid bills, made pasta” “I just gave your father a huge boner and now he’s passed out on the couch.” “EWW!! Did not need to know that!!” “Oh my goodness. I have him a huge bowl. I’m laughing out loud” “I’m glad you are cause I wanna barf” *barf noise* I almost actually barfed by doing that K can you imagine your parents texted you that, even by accident? “I just gave your father a huge boner.” Oh. It’s huge Jimmy it’s huge I’ve been traumatized! “Would you rather be attacked by 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?” “1 horse sized *censor beep* “Duck” “Or *censor beep* maybe” WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT AAAAAAAW NOOO I though she was joking I was like “ok that’s fine” and then the last part she said I was like oh *censor beep* me aw noooo just don’t think about that. “Now that the boys are asleep, come on in the bedroom. Your love machine is waiting for you in the new man-thong I bought *barf sound* “Oh my god dad!!” “Oh sorry. Thought I was texting your mother” “I’m never coming home.” “If you want I can send a pic” “Dear lord no thanks.” *crying noise* Just imagine your dad in a man -thong *heavy breathing* *clapping* We’re gonna end it here I can’t keep going I can’t after that image in my head We can’t keep going guys we’re ending it here Thank you for watching check out all of these texters like ten more of these in the description that’s gonna wrap it up Hope you enjoyed check out some more text message fails or more videos over here, subscribe to the second channel here and I’ll see you guys soon, hope you guys enjoyed this one and hope it made you laugh. Hope you guys have a good day and peace out!
2:28 That sentence is true too.
GRASSY ASS
B O N E R
My dad is dead π
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1:43 real Mexicans get Iβm Mexican
GRASSY ASS
WHAT!?!?
I SAID GRASSY ASS
WT-
Wat is a boner
Grilled cheese are best cut in triangles
Do you know you could turn off auto correct
GRACIAS XD
Lets jump from SmΓΆgenbron (SmΓΆgen is a place in sweden and bro (n) is bridge
When it GRSSY ASS i was laughing so hard it was so funny!ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
The GRASSY ASS killed me to death..
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It is!
One like is one less stupid mums
I have ato correct on my phone and if i whant to write some thing like pilly (btw i am on my i pad) it will ato co4rrect
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Iβve been traumatized
My name is josh that's my text fully the for clapping
1:45 r/boneappletea
G R A S S Y A S S
1:20 Lol hahhaha Omg
3:12–3:17 haha
3:00
I was laughing so hard when he said grassy $#@
Grassy ass….π
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Huh
Teacher: Here is your assignment
Me: Grassy Ass
Why do you think i decided to switch my g board to block offensive words from being on my word suggestion when typing ? ππ
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Lmaooooo omg πππππππ
Do u like boneless pizza?
Min 1:45 LMAO π
"they know exactly what me know"
me: OH FU-
do not shake your D
it will explode everywhere
That has never happened to me,……. kind of did:|
LOL!!!!!
1:41 GRASSY A**. Sorry I mean GRAΓIAS
What does boner mean?
gRaSsY aSs
r u ok mother
My parents are divorced so they will never do that
1:42 i laughed so hard
No its not make me laugh its make barf
Β‘GraΓ§ias!
What the f***
What is Grass-ass and bonet
Lmaoππππππ
Megatron:points blaster
Also Megatron:Dance autobot!!!!
GRASSY ASS
GRASSY ASS
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA gracias!!! this made my day π€£π€£π€£ππ§ dang
Grassy ass for making this video
i am scared for life
My name is amanda
Grassy ass
Lol funny but bad text at 3:14
The Mother Code:
Grassy Ass = GraΓ§ias
Did you know there's actually a animal called the dik dik
I'm not kidding
Grassy a** ππ
Mine doesnβt it just changes to random things
My name is Amanda it is weird because I met a lady nurse and her name was Amanda and she was really pretty I am bored so that is why I am doing this
0:18 nope my parents are indian so none of that happened xD
Boy the way u read the msgs makes it more intresting & funnyπ€£π―π―π―
Ps loads of loveπ
OMG NEXT TIME I NEED TO USE GRASSY ASS W MY FRIENDS
Im 5
Im Traumatized imagining that last thing π°π°π°π°
Pause the video at 0:57 looks like tall is taking a dump
So thatβs what the puppet in Shrek 2 was wearing! A man thong not a girl thong.
Mine fills it with random words.
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Daughter: EW
Dad: I can send a pic if u want
Me: INCEST
Grassy ass hahahahahahhahahahahaha
1:43 what is a grassy as
1:46 ohhh graΓ§ias
Boner π€£π€£
GraΓ§ias
Grassy Ass
Grassy Ass Wat?!
It's gracias
I'm White I know how to spell great thank you in Spanish Gracias
1:56
GASSY ASS
My mom in a nutshell. She has a clit arousal in her room. WTH IS THAT
Sorry, honey! Can you send it to dad?
Lady, send it your damn self!
GraΓ§iass
GRASSY ASS
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Grassy ass
Me: playing Roblox
Mom:sents credit card number for Dad but gave it to me
Me: well dam that s all you had to do π
I love your reaction more than the text
Look how fit he isππ
Kind Teenage Sister:
Hey sis , I bought you a brand new iPad:D
Me:
GrassyAss!
The lol world grassy ass
Grassy ass
Whatβs a boner
GRASSY-ASS LMFAO
GRASSY ASS
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/noun/
Word invented by American person that tried to say thank you in Spanish
Im gana cry here ππππ sweet
Grassy Ass Duh
Gracias Grass ass
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