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Most Inappropriate Texts From Parents!

Most Inappropriate Texts From Parents!

Posted on December 2, 2019 by Michael Wallace


Mom says “See you later” and then sends a picture, like this OHH GOD. “Ew mom what the hell?!” “Woops sorry honey. Can you forward to dad?” Mom NO OHHHHH These are parents that accidentally texted their kids inappropriate things Parents are not as innocent as you think They’ve been through teenage years, they’ve been through puberty, they know exactly what we know. And behind the scene there’s a lot more that goes on than we know, unfortunately Ugh I can’t even imagine my mom sending that to my dad- Aww it’s in my head now Welcome to the compilation, let’s jump right into it “Mom are you out of yoga class yet? “On my way home sorry I’m late, the instructor had a shart… *laughter* …and we had to call an ambulance” “I mean stroke, he had a stroke. Dance autobot!!” “I MEAN DAMN AUTOCORRECT!!” “I want to laugh but I’d find that kinda rude..” “SHUT UP!” *laughter* That instructor had that whole shart “I am divorcing your father! LOL” “Oh god. what now mom?” “He gave me a stiffy for our anniversary last night. Unreal” “A stiffy!? Ew mom, I don’t need to hear about that.” “No, a Swiffer. 30 years of marriage for a Swiffer. “What is a stiffy?” “Don’t even ask. But it’s better than a Swiffer” HAHA Ohhh mother First of all, auto correct is not our parent’s friend. It’s horrible. I am divorcing your father over a bad gift, I don’t know if I accept that. So far these are hilarious “Josh I packed your lunch today, it’s in the fridge.” Thanks Ma “You are welcome” “Do not shake your *censor beep* or it will explode everywhere” WHAT THE *censor beep* “I mean your drink. It is very carbonated.” “Lol. Ok mom, I won’t *clapping* Gotta love this, gotta love this. Um you know what, auto correct actually goes to the most frequently used word when you misspell it so uhh Do not shake your *censor beep* Who is she texting that it auto corrected to that I don’t know. “How do I delete voicemail from the home phone?” Just “Press 7” “GRASSY ASS!” “What?” “GRASSY ASS!” “I don’t get it” It’s”Spanish for “thanks” right?” “Ohhhh you mean “gracias!” *laughter* Whyyyyy mothers, why, why do you do this to us? We don’t deserve any of this. Grassy ass *censor beep* That’s how white people think it’s actually pronounced like I would say “Grassy ass” “Just got off the phone with your brother” He said you just gave him a boner “Ew mom WTF? Thats sick. Why would you say that? “Boner Amanda” “L o a n” “Wow mom. You need to learn to text. Yes I gave him $600” K so she meant loan “boner” OH MY GOD She meant loan, but why do you keep saying boner? Like I said, auto correct, it auto corrects to the most frequently used word, just saying. This girl is texting her father, she’s asking “Was Bill Clinton impeached?” “Yes” “Like “you’re no longer President” impeached? Like Nixon?” “Nixon resigned. Bill Clinton was impeached but squirted” “Um, squirted?” “*aquitted” Ohhhhhh ok I though you meant like, you know *random noise* Uh that would be really uncomfortable “What did you do today Ma?” “Cleaned, paid bills, made pasta” “I just gave your father a huge boner and now he’s passed out on the couch.” “EWW!! Did not need to know that!!” “Oh my goodness. I have him a huge bowl. I’m laughing out loud” “I’m glad you are cause I wanna barf” *barf noise* I almost actually barfed by doing that K can you imagine your parents texted you that, even by accident? “I just gave your father a huge boner.” Oh. It’s huge Jimmy it’s huge I’ve been traumatized! “Would you rather be attacked by 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?” “1 horse sized *censor beep* “Duck” “Or *censor beep* maybe” WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT AAAAAAAW NOOO I though she was joking I was like “ok that’s fine” and then the last part she said I was like oh *censor beep* me aw noooo just don’t think about that. “Now that the boys are asleep, come on in the bedroom. Your love machine is waiting for you in the new man-thong I bought *barf sound* “Oh my god dad!!” “Oh sorry. Thought I was texting your mother” “I’m never coming home.” “If you want I can send a pic” “Dear lord no thanks.” *crying noise* Just imagine your dad in a man -thong *heavy breathing* *clapping* We’re gonna end it here I can’t keep going I can’t after that image in my head We can’t keep going guys we’re ending it here Thank you for watching check out all of these texters like ten more of these in the description that’s gonna wrap it up Hope you enjoyed check out some more text message fails or more videos over here, subscribe to the second channel here and I’ll see you guys soon, hope you guys enjoyed this one and hope it made you laugh. Hope you guys have a good day and peace out!

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100 thoughts on “Most Inappropriate Texts From Parents!”

  1. Alexis MuΓ±oz says:
    March 10, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    2:28 That sentence is true too.

    Reply
  2. Roastedhotdog HawtDawgGawd says:
    March 11, 2019 at 11:28 pm

    GRASSY ASS

    Reply
  3. Cri Lune says:
    March 15, 2019 at 8:30 pm

    B O N E R

    Reply
  4. Cri Lune says:
    March 15, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    My dad is dead πŸ™‚

    Reply
  5. Cold Dispresso says:
    March 17, 2019 at 1:29 am

    Grassy ass πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

    Reply
  6. Aliyah Ebert says:
    March 18, 2019 at 12:22 am

    OMG grassy a###πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚hilariouse

    Reply
  7. Erick Flores Conde says:
    March 19, 2019 at 12:12 am

    1:43 real Mexicans get I’m Mexican

    Reply
  8. Ahri Does Things says:
    March 22, 2019 at 12:49 am

    GRASSY ASS

    WHAT!?!?

    I SAID GRASSY ASS

    WT-

    Reply
  9. TheKenyanSavage says:
    March 22, 2019 at 11:15 am

    Wat is a boner

    Reply
  10. GenericGamer1 says:
    March 24, 2019 at 11:41 pm

    Grilled cheese are best cut in triangles

    Reply
  11. Jesse James says:
    March 26, 2019 at 3:09 am

    Do you know you could turn off auto correct

    Reply
  12. Kerros Hampurilainen says:
    March 29, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    GRACIAS XD

    Reply
  13. Random Individ says:
    March 29, 2019 at 5:40 pm

    Lets jump from SmΓΆgenbron (SmΓΆgen is a place in sweden and bro (n) is bridge

    Reply
  14. Mariana Corbel says:
    March 31, 2019 at 1:25 am

    When it GRSSY ASS i was laughing so hard it was so funny!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Reply
  15. HOPE WORLD says:
    April 3, 2019 at 12:19 pm

    The GRASSY ASS killed me to death..

    Reply
  16. Link Of the wild says:
    April 3, 2019 at 11:00 pm

    GRASSY ASS

    Reply
  17. mega nigget mac dono says:
    April 9, 2019 at 3:27 am

    Omg she said GRASSY ASS πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Reply
  18. Roberta Souza says:
    April 11, 2019 at 5:43 am

    It is!

    Reply
  19. Mr YEET says:
    April 13, 2019 at 7:23 am

    One like is one less stupid mums

    Reply
  20. mini mia2468 Arts says:
    April 16, 2019 at 12:47 am

    I have ato correct on my phone and if i whant to write some thing like pilly (btw i am on my i pad) it will ato co4rrect

    Reply
  21. Pocky Lowkey says:
    April 17, 2019 at 2:03 am

    β€’_β€’

    Reply
  22. Ace Hunter says:
    April 22, 2019 at 7:49 pm

    I’ve been traumatized

    Reply
  23. joesomeC gaming says:
    April 24, 2019 at 11:13 am

    My name is josh that's my text fully the for clapping

    Reply
  24. Br uh says:
    April 26, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    1:45 r/boneappletea

    G R A S S Y A S S

    Reply
  25. craig kaminker says:
    May 5, 2019 at 10:09 am

    1:20 Lol hahhaha Omg

    Reply
  26. craig kaminker says:
    May 5, 2019 at 10:12 am

    3:12–3:17 haha

    Reply
  27. random stuff with Lex says:
    May 6, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    3:00

    Reply
  28. ACID gaming says:
    May 8, 2019 at 6:18 am

    I was laughing so hard when he said grassy $#@

    Reply
  29. Kling garheee says:
    May 11, 2019 at 7:36 am

    Grassy ass….πŸ˜‚

    Reply
  30. Santhosh kumar d says:
    May 12, 2019 at 6:10 pm

    Pp

    Reply
  31. Santhosh kumar d says:
    May 12, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    Huh

    Reply
  32. Floppy Blob says:
    May 14, 2019 at 9:01 am

    Teacher: Here is your assignment
    Me: Grassy Ass

    Reply
  33. mylife 23 says:
    May 18, 2019 at 12:56 pm

    Why do you think i decided to switch my g board to block offensive words from being on my word suggestion when typing ? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Reply
  34. Ruby Sledge says:
    May 20, 2019 at 11:03 am

    😹😹😹😹

    Reply
  35. Christina King says:
    May 23, 2019 at 7:46 am

    Lmaooooo omg πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Reply
  36. Subscribe to me _ says:
    May 25, 2019 at 2:07 am

    Do u like boneless pizza?

    Reply
  37. Max Cruz says:
    June 1, 2019 at 2:32 am

    Min 1:45 LMAO πŸ˜‚

    Reply
  38. SofiaDaCookieGal2870 M says:
    June 6, 2019 at 12:32 am

    "they know exactly what me know"

    me: OH FU-

    Reply
  39. Eve Levy says:
    June 8, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    do not shake your D

    it will explode everywhere

    Reply
  40. Andrina Nayiager says:
    June 9, 2019 at 1:13 pm

    That has never happened to me,……. kind of did:|

    Reply
  41. Andrina Nayiager says:
    June 9, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    LOL!!!!!

    Reply
  42. tonmoy farhan says:
    June 12, 2019 at 10:06 am

    1:41 GRASSY A**. Sorry I mean GRAÇIAS

    Reply
  43. Wrestling Figz PlaySet says:
    June 12, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    What does boner mean?

    Reply
  44. Please Help says:
    June 14, 2019 at 8:08 am

    gRaSsY aSs

    r u ok mother

    Reply
  45. Sam Minor says:
    June 17, 2019 at 3:52 am

    My parents are divorced so they will never do that

    Reply
  46. GamerXwing says:
    June 17, 2019 at 8:01 am

    1:42 i laughed so hard

    Reply
  47. Steve Hanes says:
    June 19, 2019 at 2:29 pm

    No its not make me laugh its make barf

    Reply
  48. Liam O'Meara says:
    June 26, 2019 at 1:06 am

    Β‘GraΓ§ias!

    Reply
  49. jeffrey malingkas says:
    June 27, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    What the f***

    Reply
  50. denis daily 1255 denis1255 says:
    June 28, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    What is Grass-ass and bonet

    Reply
  51. FeFe Cromer says:
    June 28, 2019 at 10:20 pm

    LmaoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜

    Reply
  52. Freelancer Wolf says:
    June 29, 2019 at 6:12 am

    Megatron:points blaster

    Also Megatron:Dance autobot!!!!

    Reply
  53. Pearl Drankwalter says:
    June 29, 2019 at 10:03 pm

    GRASSY ASS

    GRASSY ASS

    Reply
  54. dan frost says:
    June 30, 2019 at 12:51 pm

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA gracias!!! this made my day πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸƒπŸ§ dang

    Reply
  55. Riya Jobin says:
    June 30, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    Grassy ass for making this video

    Reply
  56. Maddie Bower says:
    July 1, 2019 at 3:54 am

    i am scared for life

    Reply
  57. G A L A X I A ' S W O R L D says:
    July 7, 2019 at 12:00 am

    My name is amanda

    Reply
  58. Pano Family says:
    July 13, 2019 at 5:19 am

    Grassy ass

    Reply
  59. A Day in the Life with Summer all kind of content says:
    July 18, 2019 at 4:03 am

    Lol funny but bad text at 3:14

    Reply
  60. a n a n y a says:
    July 21, 2019 at 11:14 am

    The Mother Code:

    Grassy Ass = GraΓ§ias

    Reply
  61. Creepy Aurora says:
    July 24, 2019 at 3:23 am

    Did you know there's actually a animal called the dik dik

    I'm not kidding

    Reply
  62. DS -Share Your Pet's Stories says:
    July 31, 2019 at 8:07 am

    Grassy a** πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Reply
  63. Girl Power says:
    August 7, 2019 at 10:20 am

    Mine doesn’t it just changes to random things

    Reply
  64. Amanda Richardson says:
    August 8, 2019 at 11:16 am

    My name is Amanda it is weird because I met a lady nurse and her name was Amanda and she was really pretty I am bored so that is why I am doing this

    Reply
  65. Rashmi Ghimire says:
    August 9, 2019 at 4:57 am

    0:18 nope my parents are indian so none of that happened xD

    Reply
  66. Ruth Gurung says:
    August 10, 2019 at 10:50 am

    Boy the way u read the msgs makes it more intresting & funnyπŸ€£πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―
    Ps loads of love😘

    Reply
  67. α΄˜α΄‡Ι΄_α΄€α΄…α΄…Ιͺα΄„α΄›α΄› says:
    August 10, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    OMG NEXT TIME I NEED TO USE GRASSY ASS W MY FRIENDS

    Reply
  68. Unknown Unknown says:
    August 12, 2019 at 11:26 am

    Im 5

    Reply
  69. Rose Walls says:
    August 13, 2019 at 9:20 am

    Im Traumatized imagining that last thing 😰😰😰😰

    Reply
  70. royel_13 says:
    August 18, 2019 at 5:41 am

    Pause the video at 0:57 looks like tall is taking a dump

    Reply
  71. Awesome Vids says:
    August 19, 2019 at 8:04 pm

    So that’s what the puppet in Shrek 2 was wearing! A man thong not a girl thong.

    Reply
  72. TheGamingFox 4372 says:
    August 30, 2019 at 5:28 am

    Mine fills it with random words.

    Reply
  73. M S Namrata says:
    August 31, 2019 at 11:03 am

    Grassy assπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Reply
  74. Mr LaPrune says:
    August 31, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    2019? ο½₯Ο‰ο½₯

    Reply
  75. Vincent McKee says:
    September 2, 2019 at 4:52 am

    Daughter: EW
    Dad: I can send a pic if u want
    Me: INCEST

    Reply
  76. Riley Estes says:
    September 3, 2019 at 5:29 am

    Grassy ass hahahahahahhahahahahaha

    Reply
  77. Evie Gacha games says:
    September 5, 2019 at 11:40 am

    1:43 what is a grassy as

    1:46 ohhh graΓ§ias

    Reply
  78. Irteza Qureshi says:
    September 17, 2019 at 12:20 am

    Boner 🀣🀣

    Reply
  79. ZODIAC GANG says:
    September 18, 2019 at 11:36 am

    GraΓ§ias

    Reply
  80. Baone Ramaolo says:
    September 23, 2019 at 2:18 pm

    Grassy Ass
    Grassy Ass Wat?!
    It's gracias

    Reply
  81. bella yarlin says:
    September 23, 2019 at 11:11 pm

    I'm White I know how to spell great thank you in Spanish Gracias
    1:56

    GASSY ASS

    Reply
  82. Illegal Boonie says:
    September 24, 2019 at 12:15 am

    My mom in a nutshell. She has a clit arousal in her room. WTH IS THAT

    Reply
  83. Kunisake says:
    September 27, 2019 at 4:56 am

    Sorry, honey! Can you send it to dad?

    Lady, send it your damn self!

    Reply
  84. Jimmy Doggo says:
    October 1, 2019 at 12:01 pm

    GraΓ§iass

    Reply
  85. Gabriel Waggoner says:
    October 2, 2019 at 5:20 am

    GRASSY ASS

    Reply
  86. gacha kittycat says:
    October 4, 2019 at 11:01 pm

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Grassy ass

    Reply
  87. Anthony Delcid says:
    October 12, 2019 at 4:28 am

    Me: playing Roblox

    Mom:sents credit card number for Dad but gave it to me

    Me: well dam that s all you had to do πŸ™‚

    Reply
  88. Nungc Nungc says:
    October 15, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    I love your reaction more than the text

    Reply
  89. Sammy and Wills M says:
    October 17, 2019 at 9:51 am

    Look how fit he isπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜˜

    Reply
  90. Rafat Hamza says:
    October 17, 2019 at 6:48 pm

    Kind Teenage Sister:

    Hey sis , I bought you a brand new iPad:D

    Me:

    GrassyAss!

    Reply
  91. Sabina Gonzalez says:
    October 21, 2019 at 3:30 am

    The lol world grassy ass

    Reply
  92. john mcdougall says:
    November 2, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    Grassy ass

    Reply
  93. Simon Dyer says:
    November 3, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    What’s a boner

    Reply
  94. Whip OnMahomes says:
    November 7, 2019 at 12:48 am

    GRASSY-ASS LMFAO

    Reply
  95. Holy_ GachaMacaroni says:
    November 11, 2019 at 1:43 am

    GRASSY ASS

    Grasy aΕ›

    /noun/

    Word invented by American person that tried to say thank you in Spanish

    Reply
  96. Alex casabuena says:
    November 11, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    Im gana cry here πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ sweet

    Reply
  97. Naresh Nagdev says:
    November 14, 2019 at 9:42 am

    Grassy Ass Duh

    Reply
  98. Clementino Koordom says:
    November 20, 2019 at 3:15 pm

    Gracias Grass ass

    Reply
  99. The Cherry Girls says:
    November 25, 2019 at 2:05 am

    1:54 πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

    Reply
  100. Aisling and Jamie says:
    November 27, 2019 at 1:48 am

    GraiΓ§as

    Reply

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