– Ooh, wow.
She has some skills. – Buddy, just run away.
Run away from this girl, please. – Consoles are forever.
Relationships are not. ♪ (upbeat intro) ♪ – (FBE) The internet absolutely
loves reading people’s text messages.
– Yes. I do love reading those
text messages. – (FBE) So today,
we’re gonna show you some of the most savage
breakup texts. – All right, those are
always funny. I’m excited to see those. – Aw, I have a feeling
they’re gonna be really funny, though. – They’re funny, ’cause some
people deserve them, but sometimes they don’t
and you’re like, “That’s a little too hard.” – If you had a relationship,
you should at least pay the respect
to breakup to their face. Don’t hide behind your phone. – Let’s do it.
I love the creative ways that people come up with
to break up with people, so this is gonna be good. – “But I’m breaking up with you.”
“What?” “I’m sorry.
It’s just that I don’t feel the same way about you
anymore.” “I think you have the wrong
number.” – “Oh wow.
I’m sorry, how awkward lol. But do you think that’s
a bad way to tell them?” Yes.
The answer to that question is yes. – Why didn’t you call them?
You shouldn’t– breaking up over text,
that’s a dangerous move, I gotta say.
But I guess this isn’t the worst way to end it. – That’s awkward.
He’s like, “I just got broken up with someone
I wasn’t with.” I guess that’s nice enough.
It’s honest. – That seems like a
sincere breakup, but over text.
The couple should have just broken up differently,
in person. – How do you get your
boyfriend or girlfriend’s number wrong to the point
where you have to text some random person?
Breakup texts don’t really make sense half the time
and this is definitely Exhibit A of how it doesn’t
make sense. – X-Boy?
“I think we should see other people.”
“… Roses are red, violets are blue.
You really thought I would cry over you?
I said I loved you. You thought that was true.
Well guess what, player? You just got played too.” – Ooh, wow.
She has some skills. That took some creative
thought into it. Proud.
Honestly, that’s a good way to respond to something
like that. – This is a good one.
Not only did she just flame him, but she also used the incorrect
version of “too.” – That’s creative.
I could not rhyme like that at all. I can barely rhyme. – I like this person.
They’re like, “Whatever. I’m creative.
You’re missing out on my creativity.” – Even the contact name,
X-Boy, no one really calls their ex, X-Boy.
No one ever, and if you do,
that’s probably why you got broken up with. – Dan.
I like this. This is one that has
his name. It’s actually personal.
It’s like they almost were dating. – “We need to break up.”
“Is it because I said your sister was hot?”
“God no! It’s because you repulse
me sexually.” “Oh.”
That’s unfortunate. – There’s just so many things
wrong with this. First of all, why would
you tell your girlfriend that her sister’s hot?
That’s not something you say to anybody at all
and then why are you even with a person if they
repulse you sexually? This relationship was screwed
from the start. – That’s just messed up.
I’d be heartbroken if someone said that to me. – They just aren’t good
for each other. He thinks her sister’s hot
and she just doesn’t like him at all sexually,
so that’s just a mess. They needed to break up. – I’m not a relationship expert,
but I think these people just need to sit back
and learn how people are supposed to talk
to each other. – “Wanna see a magic trick?”
“Sure, babe. Smiley face.”
“Poof, you’re single.” Rip. – I would do that one, actually.
That one’s really funny. If someone I just don’t
care about, I would totally do that. – It’s a little too to the point.
I don’t know. Unless you caught them
cheating or something. It’s like, bam, okay. – Maybe she did something
really bad and then you know what?
She deserves it for that. – That’s harsh, man.
She was so excited, too. “Sure, babe.”
Aw, I love you. Still slightly comedic,
but that was low. – This is definitely something
that an eighth grader wrote. This is obvious because
of the emojis and honestly, the word “babe”
makes me cringe. So I’m glad this relationship’s
over. – The peach emoji,
which, if you don’t know, symbolizes a butt.
Eyes and a tongue. Pretty obvious.
“Nope. That was my butt so you
can kiss it goodbye.” – “What the [bleep], Caitlyn?”
“Hahaha” “Like you’re breaking up
with me?” Happy face, fire emoji. – That one was tragic.
That’s classic millennial, teenager now.
Breaking up over with emoji. – They probably hung out once
in person and literally had a whole entire text relationship.
It’s what I got from that. – This is the definitely ideal
way to break up with someone over text, if you’re gonna
do it over text, which I don’t advise. – I’d be so confused
if I got this. Buddy, just run away.
Run away from this girl, please. – “Well we can still be friends.”
“Okay. Can I ask you for a favor?”
“Anything.” “Go shove that pinky promise
up your ass. You broke my heart, [bleep].” – So petty, bro.
This punchline was horrible. “Go shove that pinky promise
up your ass.” Okay.
I’m the one that broke up with you anyway.
Just weird. – That is a good one.
It’s classic. I like that he added,
“Yeah, we just broke up, but we can still be friends.”
She’s like, “No way. [Bleep] off.” – It’s kinda hard to be
friends after a breakup, to be honest.
There’s some people you can– it just was mutual
and you’re like, “I don’t know.” But if this person really
got hurt, there’s no way you could be friends
with that person, so she’s angry, obviously,
or he, whoever. – If a person’s that harsh
when they’re breaking up with you, clearly you guys probably had
a rough relationship anyways, ’cause people don’t just
switch like that on a dime. – The person sending it
is being very weirdly flirty with somebody that just
broke up. That’s just a little weird.
How about you try to be a little bit more sensitive. – “I need to tell you something.”
“What is it, babe?” “I broke your Xbox.”
“What?” “Just kidding.
I’m cheating on you.” “So my Xbox is okay, right?” – That’s how you always
break bad news is you put it in an Oreo.
Good, bad, good. – He just doesn’t care at all.
He cares about more his Xbox than his girlfriend.
That would never be my case. I would definitely care way more
instead of my Xbox. – None of these people
are in the right. Both of them need to
get their stuff together. – I wonder why she was
cheating on him. Probably because he was
on his Xbox all the time, but that’s still no excuse.
These are all so sad because they’re funny
and the reason they’re funny is because they care so little
about the relationship. – That’s me right there.
I wouldn’t care as long as you don’t
touch my consoles, it’s all good. Consoles are forever.
Relationships are not. – “Hey,” smiley face.
“Hey… we need to talk.” “Yeah?”
“Our relationship is doing push ups on your knees.
It’s just not working out.” “What?
OMG, did you just break up with me?” – I don’t know where you
come up with this stuff. That’s just genius
on a whole other level. – Smart thinking.
Impressive, but Sara really didn’t
see that coming. – I still feel a little bit
in my arms. I do girl push ups,
but I mean, that was a little creative,
to be honest. – Push ups on your knees
do work. People do them all the time,
so that didn’t make sense. This person has to go back
and reevaluate that and then break up
with them again because you have to
do it properly. – How about actually expressing
how you’re feeling instead of making puns
just to break somebody’s heart. What a way to go viral.
You destroyed your relationship so that you could be
famous on the internet and we’re feeding into it.
We’re reacting to it right now and this is our fault,
but also it’s your fault. You shouldn’t have done that. – “Hi, I had a lot of fun
getting pizza and watching The Muppets, but I don’t see
this going anywhere romantic and I don’t actually like
the Muppets. It was really nice meeting you.”
I feel like this is such an after your first Tinder date
text. – I love this.
This is classic and sweet. She was trying to be classy.
Wasn’t even a breakup. She was just telling him
she’s not that into him, but she watched The Muppets
for him even though she didn’t like it. – Pizza and Muppets?
That’s not a good date at all. I can’t see that going well
in any way. – She was just like,
“It was fun and it was nice meeting you,
but I don’t see it going anywhere.”
You might as well end it if you already know,
’cause you don’t wanna drag people along,
so good decision. – At least you got a free
movie, right? The Muppets are classic
and if the person’s not gonna like a classic,
you probably shouldn’t be with them anyway. – If I was the person
receiving this, I would go, “Screw you.
It’s the Muppets.” I don’t wanna be in a relationship
with somebody who doesn’t like the Muppets. – “Listen, it was really cute
that we bonded over the nostalgia of being 14
and loving blink-182, but I didn’t realize that’s
all you listen to. And you peed my bed
when I was sleeping in it with you.
I think we should see other people.” This accelerated so fast. – This person’s in the wrong.
You shouldn’t break up with someone ’cause they
peed in your bed. You should feel bad.
They’re probably already super embarrassed,
so you might as well not make them feel like that
even more, so forget this person. It’s over. – I think I’d come up
with a different excuse, ’cause I wouldn’t want
to embarrass them. Okay, the blink-182 thing,
that’s a little bit of a jab, but it’s kind of funny. – The blink-182 thing is nothing
compared to peeing the bed probably as a full grown person. – Come on, blink-182
is a huge band. If all they listen to
was Kidz Bop, I’d be like, “Yeah, you know what?
We’re–” That’s okay.
Peed the bed while they were sleeping in it.
That’s worse. That’s a problem. – That’s crazy.
I would never forgive someone for doing that.
You shouldn’t be in a relationship if you’re
still wetting the bed. You gotta learn how
to do that first before you do anything. – (FBE) What did you think
about all these crazy texts? – They’re really funny,
but also sad how blunt people are.
That’s so brutally honest. Makes me uncomfortable
and so grateful that I know, one, not to do that
and two, that that hasn’t happened to me.
I feel like if you’re in a long term relationship
like that, you have enough respect for the other person
to not break up with them over text. – I don’t get how people
do that to people. Come on, just be a man,
be a woman. Just go and talk to that person,
either in person, phone call if you have to.
People break up now over Snapchat, too,
which is weird because that’s even more
informal than texts. Come on, just grow up. – Thanks for watching this
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