– (FBE) Okay, back by popular demand,
today you’ll be reading some interesting text messages.
– Okay. – (FBE) This time,
we’ll be having you read through ten different
wrong number text convos. – Oh, awesome. Okay. – I’m excited. – Oh, wrong number.
These are pretty funny. – Oh my god.
Those are so funny. – These are always interesting
because I know sometimes when I get wrong number texts,
I always like to mess with them a little bit and just be like,
“Oh, yeah, this is Sally, who you’re trying
to contact right now.” – “Hey, baby, I’m just chillin’
if you wanna come over.” Winky face. See, why would you even send that? He doesn’t even look good in that. – “She gave you
the wrong number, brotha.” (laughing) That’s so funny. – Oh my god! What the heck? – Oh, that sucks. That means this dude
then was totally blown off by some girl if she gave him
the wrong number. – Yep, that’s a perfect response. I would probably do the same thing,
just send a photo of myself. – I’m not really that surprised
that she gave him the wrong number if that was his opening,
but the guy’s response back was very good. – “Hey, this is Anthony from Bread Co. Are you coming to work today?” “Bread Co.” – “Yes.” “When?” “You know, whenever.
I’ll get there.” – “Scheduled at 4:00.
Kinda need you now.” (laughing) I love this. – Oh my god, I’ve freaking seen
that picture before. That picture’s freaking hilarious. – I don’t know if this
is the actual first place it started from, but that picture
has been circulating everywhere, and it’s my favorite thing. – Obviously, they’re just memeing
with him at this point. And you know what?
That’s also a good idea, just kind of mess
with them for a little bit. – “Hey, Dr. Park, this is Matt
from the blank vascular lab.” – “I have an outpatient here
with an external iliac occlusion with cold foot pain and numbness
that started three days ago. What should I do with her?” – Oh no! (laughing)
This is terrifying. I wouldn’t be texting
your doctor friend if someone’s foot
is numb and in pain. – “Hi, this is Hannah. I think you have the wrong number,
but I googled it and I’m pretty sure you need to put a stent
in her left radial artery. Best of luck Matt!” – Don’t you love Google? (laughing) Helping people out.
This is awesome. – “Sorry, wrong number, Hannah. She ended up actually getting a stent. Took about three hours longer
for trained medical professionals to figure out what
took you three minutes. Great job.” – That’s freaking great. – I wonder how all
the medical professionals are feeling with how this girl
figured it out in a couple minutes. It’s just like, “Wow,
maybe we’re garbage.” – “Yo, y’all hiring?” Hannah just found her calling. – That’s a good thing right there, dude. If I got a text like that,
I’d kind of be interested. That’s something I would do. – “Who this?” A Chihuahua? “Who is this?” (laughing) Another Chihuahua? – “Stop sending me pictures of a cat.” (laughing) Honey, that’s not a cat. – People are stupid sometimes. – (laughing) What?
Isn’t that a dog? – When I read that,
I actually second-guessed myself thinking I said it was a dog,
but I actually thought it was a cat for a sec. – I don’t know how
I would’ve responded. I would’ve been like,
“Uh, who is this too?” But sending pictures
of your dog, I think, is a lot more clever. – “Jesica.” Oh, you already
spelled “Jessica” wrong. You messed up. – That trips me up. Have you ever seen
a Jessica with one S? – Question mark. “Jessica?” – (laughing) “Do
I look like a Jessica?” What the [bleep]? – I’m telling you, these pictures,
these are the best part of these text threads. – I really wish I could just see
what all these people’s reactions were once they realize
it’s the wrong number. – (laughing) That man was terrifying,
but it got the point across. I wouldn’t respond. – That’s a stop sign, all right. – “Stop.” “Collaborate and listen.” – “Ice is back with
a brand new edition.” “Ha ha ha, nice.” – “Sorry, I totally have
the wrong number.” – Oh my god, this is start
of a beautiful friendship. – I love wrong text messages
just because the person getting the text,
they are responding back funny. They’re actually giving
these people the time of day. – “Should I get a Natural Light
or a Bud Light?” – “I’m sorry, you’ve
reached a cell phone that doesn’t accept
messages from people who buy shitty beer.” – “Please improve your beer
selections and try again.” (laughing) – That’s freaking hilarious. – I know people at my university
who get roasted for whatever they drink. – Ooh! Told by a stranger. I mean, honestly though,
if you’re getting that kind of a critique,
you might as well listen. – “Hey, it’s Tracy from math.” – “Who are you?” – “What? LOL, you gave me
your number so we could do math homework together.” – “I am 45 years old!” You know, for a 45-year-old
to be responding in only caps, that’s impressive. – Dude’s not in any math classes. Who gave Tracy the wrong phone number? She’s just trying to get
some homework help. – I would hate
to go back to that class and be like, “So, you gave me a number
of a 45-year-old man. What was that about?” But I’m glad that guy
shut it down real quickly. – “Hey, Keven, it’s Ashlee. I’ve been trying to get a hold of you. Your bro gave me your new number. I really wanted to apologize
for shitting in your car.” – “I’ll buy new upholstery or pay
to have it shampooed if needed. I am so embarrassed.” – That sucks you sent
that to the wrong number. – She just embarrassed herself twice. Ashlee has the worst luck
in the world. Oh, I hope Kevin’s car’s okay, though. – “LOL, wrong number.” – “OMG! No!” I want to know the backstory
because that’s not something you just normally,
on occasion, will happen. – That’s a story for the ages. Like, the person receiving that text,
they’re gonna forever know that someone texted them
that someone else took a dump in someone else’s car. – I imagine whoever
was receiving that message being like, “Guys, look
what the [bleep] I got today.” That would be a good memory, though. You’d probably never forget that. – “Aye, Tina.
Who you with?” Why would you send that photo? There’s no way that guy
doesn’t have a better photo. – “Hey man, just me and my cat.” – “What the [bleep], man?
You ain’t Tina. Ha ha ha. What the [bleep]?
You know a Tina?” – “No, she gave you
the wrong number, dude.” – “What the [bleep], bro?
She gave me your number and told me to hit her up.” – “I’m just kidding. It’s Tina.” Oh, this guy’s just gonna
keep on going with it. I love this. – “I didn’t think
you’d eff with me like that. Want something to keep you
satisfied for the night?” – “Still me, man. Sorry.” Oh! “What the [bleep], man?” – “How many cats you got, bro? Shit.” This kid’s a legend. – I love this one.
This is my favorite. Whenever someone asks me
about wrong text threads, this is the one I always think of. – Creative with the cat, but also did pull
a really hard one on that guy. I would not have done that to someone. – I really like these. I think funny little coincidence
are the best thing in the world. – I love it when people
get the wrong number or give out the wrong number. I want to be the wrong number
one time in my life. – Thanks for watching this episode
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We have new shows almost every day. – See you guys. – Hey guys, I’m Katie,
a React channel producer. Let me know down in the comments
if you have any funny wrong number texts.
Thanks guys, bye!