I’ve been all over the University of Western Ontario, and now it hurts to pee. Haha! What’s up Western? Today I’m here in the studio
with the other reporters, and we’re going through Urban Dictionary to see what they
have to say about Western University. Medsyd: UWO’s oldest, most beautiful and magical residence. Medway Sydenham Hall is the home to the most spirited, most dynamic, and most dedicated group of individuals on campus. I’d say dedicated to partying…yes… This is so corny. We make leaders, never followers. Where tradition, passion, honour, and unity are formed. Okay, that’s a funny way of saying “cult” but… The University of Western Ontario (UWO) prides itself upon being the number one choice for underachieving white trash who have delusions of grandeur… Thank you! They also couldn’t get into Queens.
They think too highly of themselves to go to any other university, like Lakehead. Ugh, you know what? This is ridiculous… My dad really wanted me to go to Lakehead – I don’t know why, but yeah shoutout to you Lakehead. First of all, Queens was my first acceptance… Saugeen-Maitland Hall…Saugeen-Maitland Hall… why does it say it twice? Saw…geen…mate…land hall – I don’t know why they like focused so much on that like that’s an issue… So the largest Canadian housing institution of the highest order. Hahaha! Building opening: 1969, the day the earth stood still. Viral stripper acts…Saugeen stripper… According to David Letterman, one of the most popular places to get knocked up… I sure hope not. University of Western Ontario: slang for an STD. Oookay! Which Queens student wrote that? I’ve been all over the University of Western Ontario and now it hurts to pee. Haha! The typical Western student is fabulously dumb blonde…okay…boy or girl who says ‘like’
at least three times in a sentence… And hangs out at one of the lame-ass bars on Richmond Street, especially The Ceeps or Jim Bob Ray’s. Okay, The Ceeps is a classic spot. It’s not lame – it’s a lot of fun. And I’ve never heard of Jim Bob Ray’s, so… What is Jim Bob Ray’s? Umm, they also refuse to wear coats even when the weather is minus forty degrees. This is true. Because a coat would cover up their stuffed booby cleavage or obscure their tiny little gym pecs. I’m just too cheap for coat check. Okay, how old is this? Oh 2007?! Honey… Alright, university…basically very expensive day care for young adults. It is very expensive! An emotional rollercoaster…yes… which will take you up, down, back up and back down, sometimes more in one day. AEO…Ha! AEO…a group of beautiful, amazing, fun, cute, sexy
girls that have crazy adventures and awesome, good times. And they have PH…? Anti-emo offensive people who hate emos! Yes, those goth lads are in the AEO. Engineering major – this is exciting. Okay! A major that many college students choose because it sounds
cool and because they think they’ll be making 100k a year after graduation. A major that emphasizes way too much math and physics that will rarely be applied to a real world situation and not enough foreign language study, which would actually be useful. UWO…The University of Western Ontario is largely made up of intelligent and attractive academics, and as such, is
the target of jealous ranting from those who are not so well endowed…yes! A bunch of spoiled rich kids who have particularly poor academic abilities… Though the university seems to labour under the delusion that it is somehow “Ivy League.” That’s actually really funny… Hashtag over achievers. Hashtag losers. Hashtag nerds. Hashtag douche! So Western, make sure you always wear your shades to block out the haters like these definition authors. Anyways, as always, if you like what you saw in this video, make sure you check out all of our other videos. And as always, make sure you like, share, comment, and subscribe.
Catch you on the flip side Western!